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Troma's Cannes Do Spirit: A daily tip for shoestring survival in France (new tip every weekday!)

As a 27-year veteran of the festival and a longtime struggling filmmaker and marketer, Lloyd Kaufman has learned many secrets about coming to Cannes on the cheap. In an effort to make the festival more accessible to poor independent filmmakers and fans, he will graciously share them with you now.

TIP 1: Sleep, not Spank

TIP 2: How to Brownnose a Place to Stay & Slob Your Way to the Top

TIP 3: The Cheapest Hotels & Free Whiskey

TIP 4: Fat Boys Have The Best Breakfasts

TIP 5: Lie For Lunch

TIP 6: Score Dinner at Exclusive Parties & Become a Cross-Dressing V.I.P.

TIP 7: Coffee from the Bowels of the Carlton

TIP 8: Where to Change Money

TIP 9: Drink Like a Bigshot

TIP 10: Hooches, Hand Towels, & a Few Helpful Tips