ALL THE LOVE YOU CANNES!

TROMA president Lloyd Kaufman, the starry-eyed genius behind such sentimental favorites as The Toxic Avenger and Terror Firmer, says, "As part of Troma's Silver Anniversary (not to be confused with the highly unromantic Joel Silver Anniversary), we are presenting Cannes with the most precious gift of all: LOVE. Our love will cover Cannes like a warm blanket. Believe me, you won't be able to walk two feet in this town without stepping in Troma's love."*

When not dodging Troma's projectile loving, festival attendees will have their heart strings plucked by the long-awaited return of the Toxic Avenger. The Troma Team will share selected world premiere scenes and exclusive behind-the-scenes footage from Troma's work-in-progress, Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part 4. The first Toxic Avenger film in over a decade, Toxie's return to action is directed by his creator Lloyd Kaufman. "Citizen Toxie draws inspiration from all the great romantic poets," Kaufman explains. "The head-crushings from Shakespeare, the cornholing we know and love from Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and the dismemberment that formed Shelley's signature style are all combined in one magnificent epic... in other words, Citizen Toxie is a shot by shot exact replication of Orson Welles' towering classic, Citizen Kane."

The Citizen Toxie scenes are just one of a series of three very special, invitation-only, love-fest cocktail parties hosted by Troma in their Carlton Hotel suites #264 and 265, which will be transformed for the festival into the Troma Love Chapel. These private screenings will be open to buyers on a first come-first serve basis and include a compilation of The Best of TromaDance. These short films, all part of Troma's annual independent film festival held in Park City in January, comprise a broad spectrum of cherished moments, from the heartsick longing of Cyrus Helf's Zitlover to the close-knit family of Gabe Friedman's The Teeth That Bind. Also screening is the romantic epic Unspeakable, directed by Chad Ferrin. Also at this screening, a trailer for Troma's international co-production Parts of the Family, a film as romantic as Dr. Zhivago but with all the zombies David Lean was forced to cut out, will make its debut.

* Editors Note: In Tromaville, "love" is another term for "drunken puke".

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