MAY 15th. Tip #5: Lie for Lunch

For lunch I suggest you try to create the impression you are a film buyer, seller, or investor, which could result in your being treated to lunch at the Hotel Majestic pool. Besides scoring lunch, it also greatly boosts your chances of scoring Pia Zadora.

Failing that, I suggest the kiosks along the ocean side of the Croisette, where you can get a good, affordable sandwich. The train station area has the greatest abundance of mid-priced restaurants in town, but only one (a brick oven pizzeria diagonally across from the station) is open late. This is helpful for a hungry Tromite foraging for food at 4 a.m.